"That's gay!"

2:15 AM:

Me: "Sorry, I can't sell beer after 2:00."
Young Drunk Guy: "Aw, come on dude, please?"
Me: "Sorry. State law. I can't."
Young Drunk Guy: "Come on dude, don't be gay."
Me: "But I am gay."
Young Drunk Guy: "Huh?"
Me: "I am gay."
Young Drunk Guy: "No shit, really dude?"
Me: "Yes."
Young Drunk Guy: "Oh, shit dude. I'm sorry. I didn't mean 'don't be gay' in THAT way, I meant 'don't be gay' in a . . . like . . . sort of . . . Shit. I'm not making it any better am I?"
Me: "No"
Young Drunk Guy: "I am so sorry, dude, I didn't mean to offend you."
Me: "You didn't offend me at all."
Young Drunk Guy: "That's cool, man. You're a cool dude."
Me: "Thanks."