Tuesday, September 30, 2014

"I need the extra large, you know what I mean?"

A tall, handsome young black guy comes in at about 2:30 a.m. looking for condoms. I show him where they are.

TALL HANDSOME BLACK GUY: "Is this all you got?"
ME: "Yes, that's it."
TALL HANDSOME BLACK GUY: "I need the extra large, you know what I mean?"
ME: "Yes. I know what you mean, but that's all we have, sorry."
TALL HANDSOME BLACK GUY: "I fit the stereotype, my man, you know what I'm saying?"
ME: "Yes. Yes I do. I do indeed know what your saying."
TALL HANDSOME BLACK GUY: "Well damn, what am I supposed to do now?"
ME: "I don't know . . . but believe me when I say: I really wish I could help you out."

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