No school daze

There's a really nice, polite, smart young kid who stops by the store every Monday morning to buy a muffin and some orange juice on his walk to school.

This morning he stopped by carrying his book bag.

ME: "You have School today?"
KID: "Well yeah, it's Monday."
ME: "My son has the day off. There's some sort of teachers' professional development day going on."

The kid scrunches up his face and hits his hand on his forehead.

KID: "Oh, crap! Actually I don't have school today! I forgot"
ME: "Well, at least now you're up early and can enjoy your day off."
KID: "Are you kidding me? I'm going home and going back to bed!