"That's a douche-bag thing to do."

A Missoula police officer comes in. He's a regular; seems like a nice guy. He buys Gatorade and some gum. While I'm ringing him up at the register another regular customer comes in and heads to the beer cooler. I notice the cop keeps glancing at the guy.

When the policeman leaves the other guy comes up to the register.

"That guy's an asshole," he says.
"How so?" I ask.
"He's the cop who gave me my 4th DUI."
"Were you driving drunk?" I ask.
"Yeah, but he pulled me over right in front of my house. I was almost home. That's a douche-bag thing to do."