A young University of Montana student comes in to buy beer wearing nothing but duct tape. Aside from Lady Gaga, I can't think of many people who could pull of a good duct tape outfit. This guy did. He has just the right body for it.
No shirt, which was fine with me, but a classy touch with a duct-tape bow tie. He wore duct tape wrapped around his upper thighs and waist and crisscrossed around the crotch like a duct-tape loincloth of sorts, or ducty diapers. He was also wearing duct-tape socks and shoes.
I assumed he was dressed for Halloween. He wasn't.
"I'm going to an ABC party," he said.
"A what?" I ask.
"An ABC party -- Anything But Clothes."
According to the College Party Guru at collegepartyguru.com: "This is one of the favorite themes of college campuses
nationwide. Everyone gets to dress up in silly costumes and hot
scandalous outfits. Whether you decide to wrap your body in caution
tape or condoms it's sure to be a fun night ahead!. . . Be creative and use your imagination. You can get away with wearing
anything for this party but if you want to stick out in the crowd you
need to dress a little more risqué."
This guy stuck out.
"Gray is a good color for you," I tell him.
"Well thank you," he responds.
Some guys look good in Anything But Clothes.
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