"My girlfriend left me."

Conversation with a Customer:

ME: "Hey, how are you tonight?"
CUSTOMER: "My girlfriend left me."
ME: "Sorry to hear."
CUSTOMER: "I'm thinking of moving to Tennessee."
ME: "Cool. Tennessee is a nice state. What part of Tennessee?"
CUSTOMER: "I went to an AA meeting tonight."
ME: "Oh, cool. Good for you. I am very familiar with the 12-step program. It's a great program."
CUSTOMER: "I found a place I can buy movies for only $5.00."
ME: "That sounds like a pretty good deal, hey?"
CUSTOMER: "I miss my father."
ME: "I know what you mean. I miss my father a lot too."
CUSTOMER: "What time is it?"
ME: "3:15"
CUSTOMER: "Too late to buy beer?"
ME: "Yes."
CUSTOMER: "I should go home."
ME: "Have a good night."